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Thursday, December 24, 2015
Republicans Debate the Importance of the Commander-In-Chief Schlong
Unofficial Transcripts of Republican Debate on Schlong Size
(Caution: This debate may be offensive to evangelical Christians)
Mr. Trump who do you think of your opponents has the biggest schlong?
Well we all know who has the biggest.
Who do you mean?
It’s the doctor.
I really hate you guys but I won't kill you! Let’s quit being politically correct, its Dr. Rand Paul. Everyone knows Kentuckians have big ones.
Ms. Fioroni, Mr. Trump has called you ugly. If you were to win the Republican nomination, do you think Mr. Trump has a big enough schlong to be your vice President?
I don’t judge a man by the size of his schlong—but c’mon we all know Presbyterians have small schlongs. As a former CEO of HP I didn’t care how big my employees schlongs were---I still fired them. I may not have a schlong but I do have the balls to be President.
Mr. Bush. Do you think the size of a man’s schlong matters for him to be President?
As my brother clearly demonstrated on his war against terrorists, it was not the size of a President’s schlong but rather how he waived it and that is why we succeeded in Iraq
(turning to Christie)
Governor Christie, as a fat man, as you know a small schlong can be viewed as a problem. Are really ready to take on Vladimir Putin. Rumor is that he has a large schlong.
Look everyone knows Russians have small schlongs. I think it is time to move on.
The buzzer rings
It is time to move on
Governor John Kasich is moving around and clearly agitated waving his hand at the hated reporter
Dag gone it. No has asked me about my schlong and why I should be President.
Cruz and Rubio are seen chuckling and winking at each other
Gentlemen what is so funny?
Everyone in the room knows Cubans have large schlongs
As you know I am the son of Cuban immigrants and my father was a bartender and he told me to be proud of my schlong. No matter what people may say about your schlong, wave it and flaunt it.
God bless America and God bless Castro who sent my parents to America.